You’ve Swallowed So Many Kids – T-Shirt

You’ve Swallowed So Many Kids – T-Shirt

Price range: $20.00 through $28.00

This bold, black tee speaks with unapologetic humor and a sharp edge. The heavyweight message […]

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This bold, black tee speaks with unapologetic humor and a sharp edge. The heavyweight message sits center-front in high-contrast white, paired with a simple graphic that doubles down on the shirt’s irreverent tone. Wear it to make a clear statement: you prefer blunt jokes over small talk, enjoy dark humor, and lean toward gatherings where laughter can be loud and unfiltered. The soft ring-spun cotton and crew neckline keep things comfortable, so the shirt feels as good as it looks—ready for bar nights, open-mic comedy, or casual hangouts with friends who appreciate blunt wit. The clean back keeps attention on the message up front, and durable printing methods ensure the design stays crisp wash after wash.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Classic crew neck and clean, classic fit suitable for layering
– Durable printing using DTG/DTF methods for long-lasting design clarity
– Tear-away pearlized label and shoulder tape for comfortable, stable wear
– Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and ribbed collar for shape retention

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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