Description

A crisp, black crew neck tee that delivers dry wit with vintage vibe. Bold white type across the chest reads “YOUR RELATIONSHIP REALLY INSPIRES ME TO STAY SINGLE,” paired with a retro grayscale photo of a laughing man—equal parts deadpan and nostalgic. The lightweight, ring-spun cotton feels soft against skin and drapes cleanly for everyday wear. Wear it to spark a laugh at casual hangouts, coffee runs, or low-key nights out. It’s the kind of shirt that says ‘I appreciate romance—from a safe distance’ without needing any explanation.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
– Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder twill tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
– Durable, print-optimized fabric; sleeve and neck label prints use DTF while main art uses DTG
– Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors