About Crymoreclothing
Crymoreclothing was created for people who don’t take life too seriously — and definitely don’t care about pleasing everyone.
We make funny, rude, and offensive clothing for those who enjoy dark humor, sarcasm, and saying the quiet part out loud. Our designs aren’t meant to be safe, subtle, or universally loved. They’re meant to make people laugh, cringe, or get a little uncomfortable.
If you’re easily offended, you’re probably in the wrong place — and that’s okay.
Our Philosophy:
At Crymoreclothing, we believe humor doesn’t need permission. Comedy has edges. Jokes cross lines. And sometimes the best response to outrage is to cry more.
Our goal is simple:
Create clothing that’s unapologetically bold
Push humor past the comfort zone
Let people wear what they’re thinking, not what’s socially approved
We don’t aim to please everyone. We aim to entertain the right people.
What We Make:
All Crymoreclothing items are print-on-demand, meaning every piece is made specifically for you after you order. This helps us constantly release new designs, experiment freely, and avoid mass-produced, soulless fashion.
From sarcastic statements to straight-up offensive jokes, every design is made with one goal in mind:
If it makes you laugh, it belongs here.
Wear It or Don’t:
Crymoreclothing isn’t a movement, a lifestyle brand, or a moral compass.
It’s just clothing.
Funny clothing. Rude clothing. Offensive clothing.
Wear it because you want to. Or don’t. Either way, we’ll be here making more of it.
A Friendly Disclaimer:
Our designs may contain explicit language, dark humor, or offensive themes. They are intended for adults who understand and appreciate this style of comedy.
If you’re offended by jokes, satire, or sarcasm — Crymoreclothing is not for you.
Cry more. Wear less filters.
