Description

This shirt speaks in snarky one-liners and late-night scrolling energy. Soft, lightweight cotton sits close to the skin while a bold, high-contrast graphic does the talking: a deadpan portrait paired with a blunt caption that calls out modern social habits. Wear it when you want to laugh at the small hypocrisies of online life or when you need an ironic, conversation-starting layer for nights out, meetups with friends, or when you’re just lounging and doomscrolling. The classic crew cut and clean lines let the message stand out without shouting—comfortable, everyday, and unapologetically cheeky.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
– Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
– Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
– DTG and DTF print methods used for crisp front and sleeve/neck graphics
– Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made using ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors