If You Drink Eggnog I Know You Swallow Cum – T-Shirt

If You Drink Eggnog I Know You Swallow Cum – T-Shirt

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This black crew-neck tee speaks with loud, unapologetic humor. Bold white block text across the […]

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This black crew-neck tee speaks with loud, unapologetic humor. Bold white block text across the chest makes the message impossible to miss. The clean, minimalist layout keeps the focus on the phrase, creating a shock-comic vibe that lands best with friends who trade crude jokes and holiday-party roasts. Wear it to break the ice at rowdy gatherings, to riff with longtime pals who share your dark sense of humor, or as a rebellious layer under a jacket when you want your outfit to start a conversation. Lightweight and breathable, it moves easily from late-night hangouts to casual daytime wear. The simple black-and-white contrast gives it a classic, street-ready look that pairs well with denim, bomber jackets, or cozy flannels during colder months.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching and hold shape
– Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort; Oeko-Tex certified
– Prints applied with DTF/DTG methods; made in Bangladesh with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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