Description

A bold, conversational tee that wears like a comfortable confidant. Soft, lightweight cotton and a classic crew cut let the statement front-and-center do the talking — white, block text on a black field with a deadpan, darkly humorous line that invites curious people to stop and chat. It settles into weekend routines, late-night bar crawls, and small-group hangs, giving introverts and social detectives alike a low-effort way to spark awkwardly honest conversations. The fabric drapes easily, the collar holds its shape, and the tear-away label keeps things comfortable when the night gets long.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretch
– DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; pearlized tear-away label
– Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors