Description

A clean, confident tee with bold white text on black fabric that speaks with dry humor. The fit is classic and relaxed, lending itself to everyday wear — whether running errands, grabbing coffee, or settling in for game night. The message sits centered on the chest in a strong, readable font that reads like a wry one-liner: unpolished, unapologetic, and designed to start conversations. Lightweight ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt comfortable year-round; the lack of side seams and shoulder tape give a neat silhouette that holds its shape through washes. This shirt lives in the wardrobe of someone who enjoys deadpan humor and straightforward styling, and it pairs easily with denim or layered under a jacket for low-effort impact.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
– Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free comfort; Oeko-Tex certified
– DTG/DTF production details: sleeve and neck label prints use DTF; main art printed with DTG

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors