Description

A soft, responsibly made cotton tee with a dark, tongue-in-cheek forensic design that speaks in a dry, morbid voice. The front shows a minimalist morgue scene beneath bold white text that reads: “THE NEXT TIME I OPEN UP TO SOMEONE WILL BE MY AUTOPSY.” It sits low-key and confident on a classic crew silhouette — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to wear your sarcasm on your chest without shouting. Breathable medium-weight fabric, a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, and a tear-away label keep the focus on the message and comfort. Worn solo or layered under a jacket, it moves from late-night shows to casual hangouts with an audience who appreciates dark humor and deadpan lines.

Product features
– 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
– Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– Dual printing: DTG for main art and DTF for sleeve/inner neck details — sharp, detailed prints
– Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean